Dalton’s mum gets a copy of The Book of Orm before the author does!

Typical, init? You slave for a year writing your book, and then Waterstones is somehow distributing the book before either the author or the commissioning editor have received their copies.

See where I sit in the food chain? DO YOU SEE?

Poor flamin’ authors, that’s what I say. Yes, I’m whining. It’s the last thing left to me. Oh shut up.

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